Friday, November 14, 2008
How To Change A Taylor Swift Song Stalkerish ;You're on the phone
With me
And I’m upset
Upset about Something that you said
Sometimes you can be
Such a jackass She’s in her room It's a typical Friday night
She’s listening to the kind of music
That I hate
She thinks she knows your story,
But she’s wrong
I wear short shorts
She wears sweat pants
I’m cheer captain
And she’s on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day
When you’ll wake up and find
That she’s what you're looking for
And she’s been here the whole time. She wants you to see
That she’s the one
Who understands you
Been stalking you all along
Can’t she see
She’s such a stalker
And you belong with me.
Walking the streets
With you and your worn out jeans
She can’t help but stalk you
This is how it gets creepy
Laughing on a park bench
Thinking to myself
"Hey, she‘s such a stalker!" And you've got a smile
That could light up this whole town
I haven't seen it in awhile
Since she’s been following you
You say you're fine
I know you better than that
Hey whatcha doing
Why don’t you call the cops
I wears high heels
She wears sneakers
I’m cheer captain
She’s on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day
When you’ll wake up and find
That she’s what you're looking for
And she’s been here the whole time. If you could see
That she’s the stalker
Who thinks she understands you
Been following you all along
So why can't you see
She’s such a stalker Standing by and
Waiting at your backdoor
All this time
How could you not know
‘Baby, You belong with me’
She keeps telling you Oh, I remember
Her driving to your house
In the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh
When you know you're about to cry
And she knows your favourite songs
And she wants to know about your dreams
Think I know what she is
Think I know she’s a stalker Can't you see
She’s just a stalker
Who thinks she understands you
Been following you all along
So why can't you see
She’s just another stalker
Have you ever thought
Just maybe, she’s just another stalker ?
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